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A Modest Proposal for More Back-Stabbing in Preschool
A long blah-blah about the usual feminist drool. For a moment I thought the author had actually caught on, but, no. The blindness remains willful.[NY Times] Late last week, I was driving my daughter to her play-based, shoe-optional, sugar-free preschool -- a magical Arcadia where an actual chicken is free to roam and grow fat off Pirate's Booty, and where the major areas of academic focus revolve around turn-taking, problem-solving and the life story of Rosa Parks -- when I experienced a moment of self-doubt so paralyzing I almost had to pull over. The radio in my car was tuned to an NPR show, on which callers were debating the decision by the C.E.O. of Yahoo, Marissa Mayer, to ban employees from working from home. I'd been thinking about Mayer since early that morning, having fallen down an Internet rabbit hole that plunged me deep into her art collection, her exclusive wardrobe and her estimated $300 million net worth. Specifically, I was thinking about the rather highhanded, Marie Antoinette-ish way in which she dismissed the need for extended maternity leave, as if it hadn't occurred to her that building an en suite nursery for her newborn next to her office basically elided the need for it, since the baby could remain within a few feet of her all day long. En route to the preschool, I was suddenly visited by an apocalyptic vision of the future: I saw my daughter as a frustrated former liberal-arts major stuck in a midlevel job at a company where, despite the easy availability of 3-D holographic telepresence software allowing people all over the globe to interface with one another from the comfort of their own brain implants, employees were now required to "live from work" and occasionally beam themselves home for some cursory family face time. Moreover, I saw that I alone was to blame for this dismal state of affairs, because I am a deluded throwback to carefree days, and in my attempt to raise a conscious, creative and socially and environmentally responsible child while lacking the means to also finance her conscious, creative and environmentally and socially responsible lifestyle forever, I'd accidentally gone and raised a hothouse serf. Oops. Posted by: Fred 2013-04-02 |
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