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Lumpy Riefenstahl Detests Democrats, too
After all, they are Americans and therefore fat, stupid, unkempt, ill-mannered, greedy, dishonest, egotistical and.... oh wait a minute. In Lumpyâs own words: MOOREâS FIREY(sic) FOCUS ON DEMS MICHAEL Moore hates Sen. John Kerry and the Democratic Party - and Ralph Nader - almost as much as he detests President Bush and the Republicans. The portly provocateur appeared after a screening of "Fahrenheit 9/11" Thursday night set up by like-minded lefties at the American Civil Liberties Union at Chelseaâs Clearview Cinemas. Reports our witness: "Preacher met choir as Moore roly-polyed his way down the aisle to brag about how well his film will do and to answer questions for 45 minutes as some hairy leftists lobbed adoring questions and others trickled out of the theater." Among Mooreâs bloviations: * "I have never owned a single share of stock because I donât believe in the system. Itâs an evil system." I keep my millions in a mattress. * He claimed advance sales for "Fahrenheit 9/11" were just slightly behind those of the latest Harry Potter movie. It also trails in factuality. * When he showed the propaganda documentary to a group of 200 students and asked them how many intended to vote for Ralph Nader, "about half" raised their hands. Democratic candidate John Kerryâs daughter Alexandra was present and "she freaked out," according to Moore. Sheâs just jealous âcoz Mike has bigger boobs. * When a fan in the audience gently suggested that the film could be cut down to a 20-minute short, Moore shot him down, "Thatâs what they do on âDateline.â" Bite the hand that feeds you... * He bashed the Democrats as "a miserable, pathetic party that canât win an election even when they win an election." The great Mike Al-Moor can rescue the downtrodden Dems from their self-inflicted wounds, just as he rescued Wesley Clark from his war-criminal image among lefties(an image created by Lumpy himself). * He bashed Al Gore: "Nobody counted on him losing Tennessee, nobody counted on him forbidding [Bill] Clinton from campaigning for him in Arkansas, and certainly nobody counted on him - and Gore is a smart man - losing 3 debates to the dumbest man to ever run for president." Perhaps Mike should compare Dubyaâs grades at Yale to his own (non-existent) Ivy League transcripts and draw the obvious conclusion that will break this paradox. * He "posted a petition on my Web site, which I signed, that said I wonât vote for anybody who voted for the war. "And Kerry voted for the war." so, donât vote for Kerry. *He trashed Nader because, "he doesnât give a [bleep] about anybody but himself." A broken clock...but Nader at least recognizes this con-man for what he is. * He acknowledged the irony that the Carlyle Group - which he bashes in the movie as some sort of shadowy war profiteering company - has become part owner of Loews Cinemas, which is currently showing his film. Just a mile irony, while Cheneyâs former connection to Halliburton is cause for a literal jihad, head-chopping, suicide bombing, etc. I have said it before, but it needs emphasis: The Ham-ass Terrorist is the best thing we have going for us in the propaganda war. His simple-mindedness, bigotry, dishonesty, meanness, paranoia, and obvious contempt for his audience will be the benchmark by which the far left is judged in the future. Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy 2004-06-27 |
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