German politicians tell men to have more balls sex
Conservative politicians are urging flaccid German men to have more sex to boost birth rates or risk being labeled âlimpâ abroad, a newspaper reported on Friday. Johannes Singhammer, a member of parliament and tired father of six, said Germanyâs aging population needed to produce more slaves for the socialist mines offspring to sustain its overstretched pensions system. âChildren are our future,â Singhammer told Germanyâs Bild newspaper. âGermans need to work more on that again in bed.
Germans feel theyâre entitled to a six week vacation from bed.
Things mustnât get to the stage where German men are scoffed at abroad for being limp.â
That horse has long left the barn.
His words were echoed by fellow conservative Armin Klein, who said Germans had become too selfish.
Hey, itâs all about mich
âWe need to have the stiff upper lip courage to have sex and take the consequences,â like waking up sober in the morning to find out that was the Anti-Miss Universe you were hitting on.
said Klein, who has two children. âPeople concentrating on themselves, which has led to a life without children for many, has gone wrong.â Germany will have the worldâs oldest population by 2035, according to a report in Germanyâs Der Spiegel weekly.
Think your body parts are sagging now? Wait till 2035.
Posted by: ed 2004-06-28 |