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The unexpurgated Clinton
Via http://timblair.spleenville.com/Skipping to the good stuff: Aug. 19, 1946. "I was born today. The nurse was hot!" Aug. 21, 1946. "Went home today. Got the nurseâs number." March 6, 1952. "Thereâs a television set in the window at Jimmy Joeâs Hardware. I saw this show called âI Love Lucy.â Sheâs OK, but Ethel is hot! Forget Lucy, I love Ethel!" Sept. 7, 1953. "First day of school. My teacher is hot!" Nov. 19, 1957. "I made out with Sally during the âDuck and Coverâ drill. When some other kids told the teacher I kissed Sally, I looked everyone straight in the eye and said, âI want you to listen to me. I did not have kissing relations with that girl, Sally.â They fell for it!" July 24, 1963. "Today I was in Washington, D.C., and I shook hands with President John F. Kennedy in the Rose Garden of the White House! Iâve decided that I am going to emulate every facet of President Kennedyâs life, professionally and personally. Whatever he has done, I will do." Oct. 14, 1969. "And itâs one, two, three what are we fighting for, donât ask me I donât give a damn, next stop is Vietnam... "Yeah right!" Oct. 11, 1975. "Today I married the beautiful and sweet Hillary Rodham, who assures me she has no political ambitions of her own and will always stand by her man, just like Tammy Wynette. It just occurred to me -- Iâll never be with another woman again. Oh well, no big deal. "A new TV show debuted today. Itâs called âSaturday Night Live.â Very funny but scathing! Boy, Iâd hate to do anything that would cause them to make fun of me." And that would be just the first 100 pages. Posted by: ed 2004-06-28 |
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