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Ex-Rep. Kilpatrick 'waiting to hear' evidence of space aliens
 [DETROITNEWS] Former U.S. Rep. Carolyn Cheeks Kilpatrick said Monday she's excited about presiding over a week's worth of testimony about the existence of extraterrestrials."Meb! Run, Beldar! They are on to us!" The bankrupt, increasingly impoverished, reliably Democrat, Detroit ...a small town in France... Democrat and mother of former Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick signed up with five other former members of Congress to listen to testimony aimed at proving alien contact with Earth and a government effort to cover it up. "When my people come to colonize this planet, you will be on the protected rolls, and no harm will come to you. "You are wise, Beldar. But there is a sadness to your wisdom." "I've been interested for a while," Kilpatrick said before the kickoff of the hearings, known as the Citizen Hearing on Disclosure sponsored by the Paradigm Research Group, a private ET lobbying organization. "Take my car, its re-enforced alloy superstructure is far superior to that of your broken down, rusted out shit box." The hearing lasts through Friday at the National Press Club and will be the basis for a documentary on UFOs. For her service -- listening to about 30 hours of congressional-style testimony -- the private group will pay her $20,000 plus expenses. "When the High Master hears of this he will surely cut off my plargh and hand it to me. " Kilpatrick said she'll await the evidence before drawing conclusions on whether there's a government effort to hide existence of flying saucers. "What choice do I have? It is as if you have grabbed me by the base of my snarglies!" "I'm waiting to hear," Kilpatrick told The Detroit News as she settled on the panel before the hearings kicked off. "I'm not making any of those kinds of statements. "I have learned much from watching the Garthok battle. It has weaknesses. I believe I can take it." "Uh-huh. And let me know when Elvis gets here." "It's good to be here. We're excited. I've been reading and watching and so I'm looking forward to the week's activities." "My plubar has broken,....the birth spasm has begun!" Joining Kilpatrick on the bipartisan panel are ex-Sen. Mike Gravel of Alaska (Democrat and more recently Libertarian), as well as former Reps. Lynn Woolsey, D-Calif., Darlene Hooley, D-Ore., Roscoe Bartlett, R-Md., and Merrill Cook, R-Utah. "Excuse me sir, but should they be in fact, creatures from another planet, isn't that the Air Force's responsibility?" "If they're just visiting, sure... but the minute they try to work here, they're mine!" Bartlett said in opening remarks Congress has failed to do its job by holding investigative ET hearings and he's pleased this private panel can do the work. If I did not fear incarceration from human authority figures, I would terminate your life functions by applying sufficient pressure to your blunt skull so as to force its collapse! Posted by: Fred 2013-05-01 |
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