Move over Tiger: N. Koreaâs Kim shot 38 under par his 1st time out
Is there anything this man canât do?
South Koreaâs Pyeonghwa (Peace) Motors Corporation plans to stage an inter-Korean golf game next month in the Northâs capital city, Pyongyang, company officials say. "We have agreed with North Korean authorities to hold a friendly golf competition between the two Koreas from July 30 to Aug. 5 at a golf course in Pyongyang," said an official at Pyeonghwa Motors, which has started a business venture in North Korea. Fortunately for all entrants, North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il will not be playing. If the official government media is to be believed, Kim is easily the greatest golfer, the world has ever seeen.
Heâd better be if they know whatâs good for them.
Pyongyang media say North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il enjoys golf, having shot multiple holes-in-one during his first try at the game. He reportedly aced five holes and finished 38 under par on the golf course. The "Great Leader" routinely shoots three or four holes-in-one per round, the government-controlled media reported.
Nice round. Thatâs better then even... Clinton. This isnât miniature golf, right?
The event, to be dubbed a "golf game for peaceful unification of Korea," will be attended by South Koreaâs top 15 female golfers, including LPGA players, 30 businesspersons and 20 singers and movie stars, the official said. From the Northâs side, eight female amateur players and dozens of government officials as well as foreign diplomats in Pyongyang would also take part in the friendly game, he said. "They will compete in a 36-hole [competition] for the prize money of 100 million Won ($86,000)," the official said. Park Sang-Kwon, the companyâs president, was in Pyongyang to work out the details, he said. North Korea has only one 18-hole golf course in Pyongyang. The Northâs media have said the 7,000-meter (7,700-yard) course is "in full line with international standards." The course, built in the mid-1980s by North Korean businessmen based in Japan, "bustled with Pyongyang citizens, overseas Koreans and foreigners," the Northâs official Korean Central News Agency said.
Oh, Iâm sure itâs "bustling".
Surrounded by a forest and a scenic lake, golfers can enjoy collecting plants and boating during breaks, it said. "The course is not bad. North Koreans seemed to keep it well-managed," said a Pyeonghwa Motors official who has frequently traveled to the North.
The former greenskeeperâs buried in one of the bunkers. Itâs a motivator.
Kim Dong-Wook, general secretary at South Koreaâs Golf Association, said golf is almost nonexistent in the North. "We believe there are no professional golfers," he said. Outside their country, North Korean golfers have yet to make a mark.
Probably because theyâre too busy eating the fairways.
Posted by: tu3031 2004-06-29 |