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The blind sheik threatens to eat M&Ms
EFL & Hat tip to NRO
The blind sheik who plotted to blow up New York City landmarks has been whining about the brand of tea heâs forced to endure in prison, the prosecutor who put him away testified yesterday. | Now where did I put that nanoviolin? |
Sheik Omar Abdel-Rahman complained often about the way he was treated in prison â demanding either Tetley or Lipton tea, prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald said. He couldnât recall which of those two brands the blind cleric favored. | Must be that old "blind guy with supersensitive senses" thing. I mean it's not like he can read the label. |
The sheik even threatened to eat M&Ms or stop taking insulin for his diabetes if he didnât get his teabag of choice, Fitzgerald said. | So if we give him instant generic tea, he's gonna stop taking his meds and die? Promise? |
The editors with all the cool colors...have at it!
| Really, we don't make this stuff up... |
Posted by: Dragon Fly 2004-06-30 |
