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They don't make it in 7.62x54r, dammit!
But they do in .223 and .45 caliber, so there's that.

Un-rewritten press release because I'm lazy.

From TFA:

Jihawg Ammo today announced release of the industry's first truly defensive ammunition.

Not only does Jihawg guarantee that all of their ammunition meets or exceeds S.A.A.M.I. standards for velocity, penetration, and accuracy, they also coat each projectile with a special ballistic paint infused with pork to make it "Haraam" or unclean to a radical Jihadist.

This makes Jihawg Ammo the only commercially available ammunition with the added deterrent factor of eternal damnation for fundamentalist Islamic Jihadist.

Now Americans can defend themselves, their families, their communities, and their country from Muslim terrorists. Jihawg Ammo is the first product that provides a natural deterrent, promotes peace and yet provides maximum protection when used in a defensive posture.
Posted by: badanov 2013-06-16
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=370303