Fireworks Give Chance to Blow Up Bin Laden
EFL.
Some Americans this Fourth of July plan to get a bang out of blowing Osama bin Ladenâs head off. The bin Laden Noggin, a cone-shaped pyrotechnic device with a cartoon of bin Ladenâs face, has been a hot seller at some fireworks stores around the country. When lit, the bin Laden cone erupts in blood-red flames and screeches for 60 seconds. Two shots blow his head off. It is part of an Exploding Terrorists Heads four-pack that also includes Saddam Hussein, Yasser Arafat and Moammar Gadhafi.
I gotta get me oneâa dese!
Suzi Hoffman, whose husband returned home in May after spending eight months working as an electrician in Baghdad, got a kick out of the terroristsâ heads while shopping for fireworks in suburban Omaha. "I thought they should have shot Saddam in the head when they found him," she said. "So, this is a great way to get your aggression out."
It is. Happy Fourth of July, all.
Posted by: Mike 2004-07-03 |