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Man does a Napoleon
Norfolk, Va. -- Folks who live on Red Brooke Road off East Little Creek Road never thought they'd be dealing with blood stains on their street or neighbors who wield guns near their kids.
But then they live in the land of delusion.
But that's exactly what they say happened Tuesday night when a driver accidentally shot himself.
Neighbors tell NewsChannel 3 it happened because of an argument over speeding.
Couldn't figure out which way to point it?
"My friends were standing right there in the yard and the guy came flying by and they were like 'slow down, there's kids' and the guy did a U-turn and pulled over," said Ashley Summerson, who was standing outside down the street when the gun went off.
There was an earth-shattering kaboom!
After getting out of his car and waving around a gun, neighbors say the gun suddenly went off.
All by itself. Obviously an evil gun.
"Pulled his gun out trying to shoot one of them but he shot himself," Summerson says.
Sounds like he needs more range time.
"He was holding his groin and there was blood everywhere," said neighbor Zach Watson.
Pulled a Napoleon and blew his boneapart.
Residents say it could have turned out much worse. They say the kids playing in the street were just feet away from where the man was shot.
There are some people who should not have weapons.
"I'm just happy none of the kids got hurt," Watson says. "I'd rather get shot than one of these kids."
Neighbors say the two men who flagged down the shooter for speeding went with police.


Posted by: Deacon Blues 2013-08-07
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