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Texan at Bank Allegedly Claims to Be Obama's Adopted Son
[GMA.YAHOO] Employees at the Chase Bank in Bryan, Texas, were taken by surprise when a man walked in and claimed to be Michelle Obama's newly adopted son, according to police. Johnnie Fletcher Gooden Jr., 29, said on Saturday that the first lady adopted him via Facebook the day prior. He then requested access to Obama's bank account. Chase employees told Gooden there was no such account, but he refused to leave and police were called to the scene.
Posted by: Fred 2013-08-17
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=374062