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It has come to this: Youth soccer league: No balls, scoring to halt 'negative effects of competition'
"...forcing kids to pretend they're kicking a ball around...And the kids are loving it."
Okay, calm down...
Editor's note: The following is a story based on satire originally created by OpposingViews.com
Too easy to believe though...

HT: Drudge
Posted by: Uncle Pester 2013-09-06
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=375285