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Stoned Del student gets lost in Conn.
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A Delaware college student ate a bag of hallucinogenic mushrooms and drove around in a pair of stolen cars before arriving, confused, on a mountain in northwest Connecticut police said. Paul Cunningham, 21, hiked to a nearby home Thursday night and asked to call 911, police said.
And for some Nachos, dude.
"I think I stole a car, dude" Cunningham told a dispatcher. "I'm not sure." He told police he remembers taking a train to LaGuardia Airport in New York, where he found a car with its keys in it. He's unsure where he went from there.
Yep. You were stoned.
After locking the keys in the stolen car, Cunningham allegedly stole a van from a Southbury rest stop.
Joke: Why did the stoned car thief climb the mountain?
In Canaan, he decided to climb Music Mountain to see what was on the other side, police said. Investigators believe the exercise cleared Cunningham's head.
Punch line: To see the other side.
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Posted by: Dragon Fly 2004-07-12
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=37815