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Top Ten Excuses for the Obamacare Website Crash
In private, senior White House officials are bitterly complaining about the reasons for the Obamacare website fiasco, offering up excuse after excuse for its failure. We share with you now the top ten excuses they are making for what seems to be an otherwise inexplicable catastrophe.******* 10. B Team claimed to be the A Team. 9. Biden insisted on doing some of the coding himself. 8. Programmers spent too much time making out in the snack room with geek-adoring HHS staffers. 7. Complacent Obama aides figured, Hey, this is a U.S. government project. Of course its going to work! 6. While working, programmers sang, The knee bones connected to the thigh bone, the thigh bones connected to the hip bone, the hip bones connected to the back bone, but in web design, its the other way around. 5. Website built by extremists, suicide bombers, kidnappers, and arsonists. 4. Programmer dropped a piece of his Ring Ding in the software, screwing up everything. 3. Should have used orangutans to perform quality control instead of chimpanzees. 2. Dog ate my website. And the top excuse for the Obama website crash is . . . 1. You just cant get a decent website for $394 million these days. Posted by: Uncle Phester 2013-10-26 |
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