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Christmas Eve robber beaten, stripped of clothes
[KTVU] Oklahoma City Police responded to an armed robbery call at Head Honchos hair salon around midnight on the morning of Christmas Eve.
Click thru to see Corneilyus' picture, which is priceless.
Police tossed in the slammer
Maw! They're comin' to get me, Maw!
23-year-old Corneilyus Howeth for robbery with a firearm. Howeth also had a prior felony arrest.

Howeth forced the employees of the salon inside, telling them to empty their pockets. But when another employee distracted him,
"Psst! Flash him, Sadie!"
"Hey, Big Boy! Ever seen any of these?"

the owner of the salon tackled Howeth.
"Hokey smoke!"
[TACKLE!]

The two fought for the gun for a short time before other employees stepped in and helped take the gun from Howeth.
"Don't put 'em away yet, Sadie!"
"Hokey smoke!"
[GRAB!]

The employees then stripped Howeth of his clothes
"Just another couple minutes, Sadie!"
"These things are gettin' cold!"
[RIP!]
"Oboy! Oboy!"

to make sure he wasn't hiding more weapons
"No more artillery! You can put 'em away, Sadie!"
"'Bout time!"

and threw him outside.
"Give 'im the bum's rush, Shirl!"
[TOSS!]
"Hey!"

Police showed up shortly thereafter to take Howeth into custody.
"You have the right to remain nekkid... I mean silent... Say, buddy: You cold?"
Posted by: Fred 2014-01-01
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=382748