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DNC to re-create an episode of South Park
Media members, already perturbed by long security lines, may find themselves waiting in line for something nearly as important. As the majority of the print reporters arrived Saturday at the FleetCenter for the Democratic National Convention, tongues clucked when they saw the restroom facilities that they will be using for the next week. Twenty portable restrooms, like those used on construction sites, are lined up in front of the media pavilion to service nearly 1,200 members of the print media who will be working around the clock. That's about 60 serious coffee-drinkers per toilet...
Maybe the journalists will start launching themselves at the podium using a giant rubber band.
Posted by: Anonymoose 2004-07-25
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=38963