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Alexandra Kerry: Dad Gave Hamster CPR
EFL
Would-be first daughter Alexandra Kerry revealed Thursday night that her father's habit of throwing saving men overboard didn't end with his Swift Boat rescue of fellow Vietnam veteran Jim Rassman.
Really? Do say more!
In a very, very, very bizarre recollection, Alexandra told the Democratic Convention crowd how the family waited dockside one summer day to embark on a trip, when the cage housing her sister's hamster "Licorice" tumbled into the drink.
Rich. Vivid. Imagery.
"My dad jumped in, grabbed an oar, fished the cage from the water, hunched over the soggy hamster and began to administer CPR," the Kerry daughter told the audience. "There are still to this day some reports of mouth-to-mouth, but I admit it's probably a trick of memory."
Or dad was lying about what really happened between him and the hamster.
Posted by: Dragon Fly 2004-07-30
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