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A Soused Sow
Forget crocodiles and snakes, the real animal threat in Australia is wild pigs. At least if you’re camping.99 bottles of beer in the tent, 99 bottles of beer. At a campground in Western Australia over the weekend, a feral pig guzzled down 18 beers that had been left out improperly secured. And just like anyone 18 beers in at a rural dive bar, the pig got big-headed and decided to start a fight with a cow, resulting in the cow chasing the pig around a car. "Commere, cow, I'm sick of chicken". “In the middle of the night these people camping opposite us heard a noise, so they got their torch out and shone it on the pig and there he was, scrunching away at their cans,” said a visitor. "MMM beer" wonder if it was Duff's. The pig was later reported sleeping his hangover (and shame of trying to take down a cow?) off under a tree. I wonder if he saw pink elephants. While feral pigs are considered an invasive pest in many parts of the country, it’s also a reminder to keep food and drink secured when camping. Just imagine if it had been a drunk kangaroo. Posted by: Deacon Blues 2014-10-03 |
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