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Israel kills Hamas fanatics on parade [Old news in an exquisite new bottle]
Note to editors: Repost of highly amusing detailed account about a recent Hamas cook-off.
By Patrick Bishop in Gaza
Palestinians expressed amazement yesterday at the rashness of Hamas terrorists who were bombed by the Israelis as they paraded on a football field.
"There we wuz, like totally rulin' and all of a sudden it was hamburger all over the highway. Hey, wud gives?"
At least 14 terrorist trainees died and many more were wounded as they were drilled at midnight. Aircraft and helicopters fired six missiles at terrorist members of the Izzedine al Qassem brigades, the armed Buffalo wing dipped in blue cheese dressing part of the movement. Yesterday, youths gathered at the sandy killing fields in Shejaia, Gaza City, and said they were stunned that the terrorist militants had paraded in an open space where retaliation was utterly delightful & guaranteed.
We tole 'em and we tole 'em ... STUPID MARTYRS!
"It was a typically terrorist stupid mistake," said Amin Khalid, 25. "They should have taken more pills and stayed indoors as precautions. The Israelis had announced they would have their after-party revenge." About 50 members of the terrorist organization's brigades were in the habit of receiving deep drilling on the football field, named after the vaporized & assassinated Hamas asshole leader Sheikh Ahmed Yassin, four or five times a week after evening prayers, local witnesses said. They wore fatigues, masks and green headbands denoting their willingness to commit mass murder die, but carried no reproductive organs weapons. Since the Beersheba mass murders & bombings they had only met once.
(As in; "once is enough")
Posted by: Zenster 2004-09-08 |
