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Two men punks accused of trying to kill parents at Snellville home
[WSB-TV 2] GWINNETT COUNTY, Ga. -- Two men are in police custody after being accused of trying to kill their parents at their Snellville home. Police say Yvonne Ervin called 911 around 7:49 a.m. and told emergency dispatchers her sons Cameron, 17, and Christopher Ervin, 22, were trying to kill her and her husband Zachary Ervin.
Last time I'll fix oatmeal, geez.
Yvonne told police her husband distracted her sons so she could call 911.
Knife fight is it? Here, try this bar stool on for size. Whammo!
Gwinnett County police says officers found Zachary and one of the sons outside the home. Zachary was severely injured and bleeding heavily. Officers found Yvonne with the other son inside the home. Police say she was also severely injured.

Police say they noticed the gas line had been tampered with and suspect the sons tried to burn the house down.
Say Ernie, did you have Mex for breakfast or is that the Atlanta Gas Co.?
Both parents were transported to a hospital, and both sons were transported to police headquarters.
Holiday shopping just became much easier for Zach and Yvonne.
I don't even want to ask about the family dynamics...
Posted by: Besoeker 2015-09-07
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=428677