Domestic Violence Call too late to save a Spider
Officers in Sydney went to the address after numerous calls were made claiming a woman could be heard screaming hysterically and a man yelling "I'm going to kill you, you're dead. Die! Die!"
Police: We had a report of a domestic and a women screaming, where is she?
Male: I don't know what you're talking about, I live alone.
Police: Come on mate, people clearly heard you yelling you were going to kill her and furniture getting thrown around the unit.
Police: Come on mate, what have you done to her?
Male: It was a spider.
Police: Sorry??
Male: It was a spider, a really big one!!
I looked for a tarantula photo, to no avail.
Police: What about the woman screaming?
Male: Yeah sorry that was me, I really, really hate spiders.
Or Indiana Jones, with all the spiders on his back.
The police report concluded: "After a very long pause, some laughter and a quick look in the unit to make sure there was no injured party (apart from the spider) we left."
Posted by: Bobby 2015-11-27 |