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Judge rejects inmate's lawsuit with poetry
Cold showers caused his bowels to malfunctionOr so the plaintiff claims A strict uncaring prison guard Is whom the plaintiff blames. While in line for recreation And little time for hesitation His anal sphincter just exploded The plaintiff's britches quickly loaded. It made the inmates laugh and play To see the plaintiff's pants this way The foul, unsightly, putrid mess Caused the plaintiff major stress. Claiming loss and shame to boot The plaintiff filed the present suit But the law provideth no relief From such unmitigated grief. Neither runs nor constipation Can justify this litigation Whether bowels constrict or flex De minimus non curat lex. Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418 2016-01-10 |
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