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Kerry on Orange Alert.
I dont think I could make this up if I tried..... [Hat tip - DRUDGE]
KERRY ON ORANGE ALERT: SKIN TRANSITION ON EVE OF DEBATE

Just days before Dem presidential hopeful John Kerry is set to take the stage in a debate opener projected to be seen by 70 million, photos show the senator dramatically taking on color.

Is it the late September Wisconsin sun during debate prep that has turned Kerry's face to rich pumpkin-colored hues?
Or is it because Halloween is right around the corner....
Or has he been campaigning in the rust-belt?

Kerry advisers defend the sudden deep tan transition, noting how it simply was from a game of flag football last Friday in Bedford, Mass.

But the College Democrats who met Kerry were surprised by his rich tan glow -- before the game even began, the HARVARD CRIMSON reports.
Personally I think its yet another flip-flop from [absent] Senator Waffle.

Jaundice, perhaps? Liver giving out from tee many martoonis with Mrs. Howell? Or is it a common reaction to the application of artificial tanning gunk? Enquiring minds want to know, but don't really care...
Could it be a delayed reaction to...... Agent Orange? He was in Vietnam, it must have seared his skin.

Posted by: CrazyFool 2004-09-28
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