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Mind Control Made Man Send Threatening Envelopes
A man accused of sending envelopes full of white powder to more than two dozen Broward County cities said mind control made him do it. | I guess he's been doing more with white powder than mailing it. |
Dane Swindell said the county implanted mind control devices in the ear canals of all gay inmates, including him. | "Is that a mind control device, or are you just happy to see me?" |
However, there is no record that Swindell was ever in a Broward County jail. | Well, of course they erased all the records, it's a secret evil plot. |
All the powder tested negative for anthrax. Swindell was arrested by the FBI in his Memphis home. It's believed he may have also sent eight bomb threat letters to Fort Lauderdale area elementary schools in August and September. | Did they stick something in his ear as well? |
Posted by: Steve 2004-10-04 |
