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Taliban militants disguised as married couple arrested in north of Afghanistan
 [Khaama (Afghanistan)] Two key Taliban group Lions of Islam were tossed in the clinkDrop the rosco, Muggsy, or you're one with the ages! as they were escaping from Dahana-e-Ghori district in northern Baghlan province, disguised as married couple. "I get to be the girl!" According to the local security officials, the two Talibs were identified as Mawlavi Jumadin and Qari Juma Khan. "No, I get to be the girl!" Provincial security chief Gen. Ewaz Mohammad Nazari confirmed that the two Lions of Islam were involved in insurgency activities and were operating under the leadership of Majeed Akhundzada. "You always get to be the girl! Why can't I be the girl?" He said the two Lions of Islam had disguised as a couple and were arrested during a search operation of the Afghan cops. "Because I got prettier legs!" Gen. Nazari further added that the Lions of Islam were arrested hours after a shootout between the Lions of Islam and Afghan cops which left 5 Lions of Islam dead. "You call those hippo hams legs?" According to Gen. Nazari, the security situation is currently better in Dahana-e-Ghori district. "At least my ass doesn't take up two camel humps!" The Talibs group has not commented regarding the report so far which comes amid rampant Taliban-led insurgency since the group announced its spring offensive earlier last week. "Hussy!" This is not the first time the Taliban snuffies have been arrested as they had disguised in women’s dress to escape the Afghan cops raids. "Slut!" Earlier, a Taliban prisoner disguised in women’s dress and burqa in a bid to break jail in northern Jawzjan province of Afghanistan but was arrested by the security forces before he manage to pass through the final exit gate of the jail. "Here, cutie! Lemme see that chin! My, but that's hairy! Stick 'em up!" Posted by: Fred 2016-04-28 |
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