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Mobile, AL math teacher urbanizes math exam
[Mail] An Alabama middle school teacher has been placed on administrative leave after handing out a 10-question math quiz filled with references to drugs, violence and prostitutes to her eighth grade class.
This is a joke that's been around for 30 years. Snopes sez
"The Internet humor piece variously entitled "The L.A. Math Proficiency Test" or "The City of Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency Exam" has been part of online lore since at least 1993, and some of our readers recall having seen photocopied versions of it as far back as the mid-1980s... Obvious humor or not, the "test" has landed a number of educators into trouble over the years. The Canadian National Post reported that a teacher at the Juniper School in Thompson, Manitoba, was suspended from her duties in June 2002 for distributing this test to students."
Maybe this one is true, but it seems like we've seen the same story before. The Mail might have bitten on an Onion, if y'know what I mean.

Joanne Bolser was suspended after one of her language arts students at Burns Middle School in Mobile took a picture of the quiz and sent it to his mom, according to WPMI. Bolser is a longtime educator who is set to retire this year.

One of the questions in the quiz, known online as the 'LA Math Proficiency Test', refers to 'Tyrone' who 'knocked up four girls in the gang'.

'There are 20 girls in his gang,' the question continues. 'What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?'

Another references a drug dealer named Leroy, who 'sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram'.

'What is the street value of the rest of his hold?' it then asks.

There are also references to 'Ramon' and his frequent 'drive-by shootings', 'Pedro' serving six years for murder, Desmond and his stolen BMW and Corvette cars, and Dwayne - who 'pimps 3 ho's'.

'If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day crack habit,' the question then asks.

Erica Hall, the mother who received a picture of the test from her son on Friday, said she couldn't believe it when she saw the questions.

Same story, Mobile Star Tribune

Same story, Breitbart

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Posted by: Besoeker 2016-06-02
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