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Woman mistakes town meeting for Donald Trump rally and smears 30 cars with smooth peanut butter
[INDEPENDENT.CO.UK] A woman was placed in durance vile... anything you say can and will be used against you, whether you say it or not... on Monday after allegedly smearing peanut butter on 30 cars parked outside what she believed was a pro-Donald Trump rally. Christina Ferguson was arrested in Amherst Junction, Wisconsin after interrupting what turned out to be a meeting of a local environmental organization, Tomorrow River Conservation Club. Witnesses claimed the 32-year-old entered the meeting at 9:30pm holding a "family-size jar of low-sodium, creamy natural Jif" peanut butter, shouting about how much she hated the Republican candidate. Ms Ferguson was asked to leave the premises but shortly after, members went to check the car park to "make sure she wasn’t doing anything to their vehicles after leaving." One witness, who allegedly caught Ms Ferguson spreading peanut butter on a car, shouted at her before calling police. When officers from Portage Co. Sheriff Department questioned Ms Ferguson, she claimed she hadn’t left her apartment that night, while allegedly licking her fingers repeatedly, according to the complaint. However, a hangover is the wrath of grapes... one of the meeting members identified her and Ms Ferguson admitted her involvement. When pushed as to why she had committed the offence, Ms Ferguson talked about "how much she loved  Hillary Clinton... sometimes described as the Smartest Woman in the World and at other times as Mrs. Bill, never as Another Edward Stettinius, Jr.... and hated Donald Trump," the complaint says. "Peanut buttering is better than Molotov cocktailing, and Trump plans on Molotov cocktailing everybody in other countries," Ms Ferguson reportedly said. However, a hangover is the wrath of grapes... when she realised she had mistakenly identified the meeting as a Trump rally, she was remorseful saying she was "just fed up about the entire election." The complaint claimed Ms Ferguson smelt strongly of alcohol and her blood alcohol level was 0.218, more than twice the legal limit for driving. "Fortunately it wasn’t chunky peanut butter, so vehicles didn’t get scratched," said Chief Deputy Dan Kontos. Posted by: Fred 2016-10-23 |
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