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Texas Man Allegedly ‘Having Sex With a Fence' Arrested for Exposure
[Breitbart] A police report reveals that Eleodoro Estala, 32, was seen by a neighbor urinating on the grass but when he saw the neighbor taking video of him with her cell phone he took off his clothing and began thrusting himself into the fence that separates their properties, according to CBS 47.
I have been drunk, but never "That fence looks like a 10" drunk.
Hence the term 'jumping the fence.'
Go. To. Your. Room.
Posted by: Blossom Unains5562 2017-03-06
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