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Saudi king apologises to Nawaz for snub at US-Arab-Islamic Summit
 [DAWN] The monarch of Kingdom of Soddy Arabia...a kingdom taking up the bulk of the Arabian peninsula. Its primary economic activity involves exporting oil and soaking Islamic rubes on the annual hajj pilgrimage. The country supports a large number of princes in whatcha might call princely splendor. When the oil runs out the rest of the world is going to kick sand in the Soddy national face... , King Salman ...either the largest species of Pacific salmon or the current Sheikh of the Burnin' Sands, Cutodian of the Two Holy Mosquesand Lord of Most of the Arabians.... , has apologised to Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif ... served two non-consecutive terms as prime minister, heads the Pakistain Moslem League (Nawaz). Noted for his spectacular corruption, the 1998 Pak nuclear test, border war with India, and for being tossed by General Musharraf... and other leaders of Moslem countries for not presenting them with a chance to address the US-Arab-Islamic Summit, said the Foreign Office (FO). "Ummm... Sorry about dat..." The leaders of the Moslem world could not address the summit due to the shortage of time, said FO Spokesperson Nafees Zakaria at the weekly briefing. "Due to the shortage of time, leaders of 30 countries could not address the summit and King Salman has apologised to all the attendees for it," said Zakaria. Referring to the recent award given to an Indian army officer, who used a Kashmiri youth as a human shield, the FO said it is "a crime and an insult to humanity". Posted by: Fred 2017-05-26 |
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