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New Hickey King Has Been Crowned
 [THESMOKINGGUN] A Kentucky teenager arrested this week appears to have set a new U.S. record for hickeys.Either she loves him or he's tasty. Micah Musser, 18, was arrested yesterday morning after Louisville police discovered him and several juvenile runaways inside an abandoned building. Musser and the minors were found laying [sic] on the floor, which was strewn with “empty alcoholic beverage containers,” according to a court citation. "Hey, kids! Let's hole up in an abandoned building and get sloshed!" "Sure, Mickey! C'mere and lemme suck on yer neck for awhile!" Musser told cops that he and the minors had consumed the alcohol after gaining entry to the boarded-up property the prior evening. "Yersh, officers! 'At's what we did! An' den somebody suckled my neck!" Charged with criminal trespassing and unlawful transaction with a minor, Musser was booked into the Louisville Metro Corrections jail. He is scheduled for a June 13 arraignment on the misdemeanor charges. "A person is guilty of unlawful transaction with a minor in the first degree when he or she knowingly induces, assists, or causes a minor to engage in: (a) Illegal sexual activity; or (b) Illegal controlled substances activity other than activity involving marijuana or salvia" The citation offers no details as to how Musser obtained the apparent hickey swarm on his neck. They look pretty fresh. Maybe part of the "unlawful transaction?" Based on photos uploaded to his Facebook page in late-April, Musser’s hickeys appear to be of recent vintage. Posted by: Fred 2017-06-14 |
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