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Surber: Notes from HuffPost visit to America
 HuffPost -- calling it by its old name, Huffington Post, is transbrandingophobic -- sent some of its staff to visit people in America who live outside of Manhattan and the D.C. area.So far they are off to a good start. Just this morning they visited a diner on Route 66. HuffPoser 1: Good morning, person west of civilization. How was your sleep phase? HuffPoser 2: Yes, restaurant cleric. We would like to order nourishment for our first partaking of the day: shredded swine flesh, fried chicken embryos, and extract of citrus! HuffPoser 1: Please, Earthling, um, person with a rouge connection between head and torso, interact with me verbally so that I may better acquaint myself with your ignorance, cultural depravity, and your political superstitions. HuffPoser 2: We are just like you. We are parental units to several progeny. HuffPoser 1: I am not condescending or sarcastic. Your positive perception of me is vital to my existence. HuffPoser 2: We are just like you. We consume mass quantities of liquids containing fermented sugars derived from cereal grain starches. Posted by: Pappy 2017-07-16 |
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