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Drug dealer arrested after calling police to report stolen cocaine
[TELEGRAPH.CO.UK] David Blackmon probably won't go down in history as a criminal criminal mastermind, at least judging by the ridiculous reason for his arrest.

The 32-year-old "self-proclaimed drug pusher" stunned police in Florida when he called 911 to report his cocaine had been stolen, along with some cash.

He told Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office that "someone had entered his car while it was parked and stole $50 and about a quarter ounce of cocaine".
Posted by: Fred 2017-07-21
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=493167