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Abbas says ready to negotiate final Middle East peace deal
| Similar story to Fred's, different source. |
PLO chief Mahmud Abbas, the frontrunner in the Palestinian leadership vote, said in remarks published Wednesday he was ready to negotiate a final settlement to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict -- even raising the prospect of a deal next year. "We don't see any reason not to start negotiating either officially or unofficially a definitive solution, under the auspices of the quartet or another state," Abbas said in an interview in Egypt's Al-Mussawar magazine.
| "Yasser remains in stable condition, so now we can spend some time doing what we've said we were gonna do, instead of what he intended to do. At least until somebody goes back to blowing up buses..." |
The Middle East quartet, grouping the European Union, Russia, the United Nations and the United States, drew up the so-called peace roadmap which calls for the creation of a Palestinian state in 2005.
| Provided that the Paleos started acting human, which hasn't happened yet ... |
"That is the only date currently proposed. If there is good faith, we can start treating problems to reach a settlement in the 2005 timeframe," said Abbas. But US President George W. Bush said after his November 4 re-election that he would devote his new four-year mandate to helping a Palestinian state see the light of day -- pushing back the 2005 deadline laid down in roadmap.
| That's because the clock's been ticking and nobody's done anything. Nothing happens if you don't do anything. |
The peace plan has been left in tatters by Israeli-Palestinian violence but the international community is pushing both sides to renew negotiations following Arafat's death last month.
| "Ding dong, the distinguished witch is dead, an inspiration to us all, we're glad he's gone, we miss him so!" |
Abbas said he was committed to Palestinian demands for a final agreement, including negotiating the right of return for Palestinian refugees that he said "does not mean we want to change Israel's demographic structure."
| Not right away, of course, he can wait for the Paleo women to pop out six kids apiece ... |
"We will put UN Resolution 193 (on the right of return) on the negotiation table to try to find an accord acceptable to both Israelis and Palestinians."
"We'll set it right next to the roadkill roadmap!" |
On Israel's demands for the disarming of Palestinian militant factions, he said: "We can't do that in a night. It will be done progressively."
| "It's gonna take a while. A long while." |
"How long a while?"
"'bout another 75 years oughta do it. We'll let ya know if we need longer." |
Posted by: Steve White 2004-12-02 |
