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Trump Derangement Syndrome Is Physically Wrecking Liberals
My god - look at all the problems Trump is inflicting on the moonbat community - HE MUST BE STOPPED, NOW!![Boston Herald / Howie Carr] ... I just stumbled across a Twitter thread in which assorted moonbats are commiserating with one another over the assorted epidemics that have apparently devastated the non-working classes since Nov. 8, 2016. It’s amazing there’s anyone even left alive to cash their trust-fund checks in places like Nantucket and Northampton, the plague is so pervasive. Perhaps you’ve heard of the "freshman 15" ‐ the fact that kids going off to college often put on weight. Now I read that physicians have isolated a new outbreak of obesity. A woman named Catherine tweeted, "My doctor said, ’Oh, I see you’ve gained the Trump 20." In other words, across the land, menopausal women in pink hats are having this conversation with their spouses: "Honey, does this president make my rear end look fat?" Another woman, K-Town, claimed on the same thread that she has shattered four dental fillings since the election. You know, grinding her teeth in rage. Alcoholism is likewise ravaging the Social Justice Warriors. Alisha tweeted about this conversation with her physician. "Dr: ’Huh, your sugars are high.’ Me: ’Um, could it be the 1.5 bottles of wine I drink daily since Nov. ’16?’ " Barbara Bly: "I had to talk about sadness with my doctor and now take an anti-anxiety pill every day. It’s better than drinking myself stupid every night." Madison: "I regularly lie on my OBGYN’s depression questionnaire. Like, no I can’t sleep and I’m sad all the time but I know the cause and there’s nothing you can do unless you’ve got a time machine Dr. Reynard...." Neil Scovell: "Last night, I was exhausted but while I was trying to sleep, all I could think about is how Trump would launch a nuclear attack just as a distraction. So much for sleeping." TechGirl: "When the doctor asked if I’m anxious, I said, ’No, except for watching the President threaten nuclear war on Twitter.’ " Megan: "My therapist says the same thing! She said it’s worse than 9/11 with most of her patients." Read on for tales of pain & suffering... Posted by: Raj 2018-07-29 |
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