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New Years Resolutions for 2005
The DNC: We resolve to not be so reactionary, except when a Republican's ratings climb.Dan Rather: I resolve to maintain total honesty henceforth and forevermore. I also resolve not to annoy the Ward-Brodt people when I go to replace broken harp strings. Yassin, Rantissi, and Arafat: We resolve to eschew any activities whose names reference fire, cooking, or heat. John Kerry: I resolved to be more consistent before I didn't. Howard Dean: I'm going to calm down, and then I'm going to take a deep breath, YEARGH! Can you think of any more? Posted by: Korora 2004-12-31 |
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