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Sihanouk: Cambodia Saved from Tsunami by Astrologer
Former Cambodian king Norodom Sihanouk says an astrologer warned him that an "ultra-catastrophic cataclysm" would strike, but that his country would be spared if proper rituals were conducted.
And my path was clear...
"My wife and I decided to spend several thousand dollars to organize these ceremonies so our country and our people could be spared such a catastrophe," Sihanouk, who abdicated last year, wrote on his Web site at www.sihanouknorodom.info.
We spent freely of our own money, pilfered from you, Dear Citizens, on the required snake oil and the delicious snake dinner. You're welcome. [Site Link Not Working - at the moment, anyway - Ed]
Cambodia was unscathed by the 10-meter (30-foot) tsunami waves generated by a magnitude-9.0 earthquake under the sea off Indonesia's Sumatra island on Dec.26. The waves rolled through the Indian Ocean, devastating coastal communities and killing more than 126,000 people.
Duh! Because it was hundreds of miles away with substantial physical bodies running intereference...
Sihanouk offered his deepest condolences to the families of the dead and said he would give "a very humble and extremely modest" contribution of $15,000 to international relief efforts for each of the stricken countries.
Glad it was you guys. I saved us with my astrologer. You shoulda tried that... Want his number? Oh yeah, I'll send you some scratch, I promise.
Indonesia was the worst hit along with Sri Lanka, India and Thailand.
So I guess the astrologer either moved Sumatra and the Thai-Myanmar-Malay Peninsula in the way - or just moved the earthquake to the Indian Ocean side of Sumatra - probably the easier miracle - causing all those other people to be wiped out, instead. Either way, he's a hero in Phnom Penh - and a villian in Banda Aceh. I wonder, being so powerful and all, why he didn't just cancel the whole show...
I think they have to send a bill to Vietnam, too. They didn't get clobbered, and it musta been the magician who saved them.

Posted by: .com 2005-01-02
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=52678