Trump's burger fĂȘte was a masterpiece
h/t Instapundit
It wasn’t quite the Cena Trimalchionis, but the robust, non-sissy feast that the President of the United States laid on for the Clemson Tigers ‐ the college football team that just won the national championship ‐ would in its own way have been the envy of Petronius’s diners. No larks’ tongues, but plenty of Big Macs, Whoppers, French fries, and pizza, all served up on gleaming White House china with the condiment proffered from silver bowls.
Donald Trump paid for the repast himself ‐ 1,000 hamburgers he said at one point, though fact checkers at the publicity arm of the Democratic National Committee said that there were probably no more than 300. Since FBI agents were in attendance, the matter was being referred to Special Counsel Robert Mueller for investigation.
The unusual catering arrangements were sparked by the make-believe government ’shutdown.’ The usual staff were unavailable to perform their duty; the Democrats among them were presumably on a fact-finding mission to inspect lanky blondes in bikinis in Puerto Rico and other sunny climes.
...The second fact is that the Left’s yapping, hysterical reaction to the event‐’Sexist!’ ’Unpresidential!’ ’Unhealthy!’ ‐ reminds most of America just how out of touch with most of America they are. There is a menopause of the spirit as well as of the body, and the Left is deep into heat-flash and night-sweats territory.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2019-01-17 |