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The Insanity Defense
Forcing naked Iraqi prisoners to pile themselves in human pyramids was not torture, because American cheerleaders do it every year, a court was told today.
Gawd, I love nekkid cheerleaders, all in a pile, with their... ummm... I mean, good point!
A lawyer defending Specialist Charles Graner, who is accused of being a ringleader in the Abu Ghraib prisoner abuse scandal, argued that piling naked prisoners in pyramids was a valid form of prisoner control.
I guess you could say that. It wouldn't make any sense, but you could say it. I'd hate to see his weekly staff meetings...
"Don't cheerleaders all over America form pyramids six to eight times a year. Is that torture?" said Guy Womack, Sergeant Graner's lawyer, in opening arguments to the ten-member military jury at the reservist's court martial...
Doubtful this will be made into a JAG episode any time soon.
Are they nekkid when they do it? Can I watch?

Posted by: Anonymoose 2005-01-10
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=53350