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Trump ends US China trade war; swaps Hong Kong for California
Washington DC - After months of growing trade tensions between the US and China leading to an impending global recession, along with mounting strife in China's Hong Kong province prompting dissidents to wave American flags, US President Donald Trump has negotiated quite possibly the biggest deal of his life.The US will trade the entire state of California for Hong Kong in a flat exchange. "Basically everyone in California wants to be commies and Hong Kong wants to be American, so we did what we call a win-win-win and traded the two in a tremendous deal," Trump said in a press conference announcing the unprecedented deal. Markets responded with a complete turnaround from recent declines and posted record numbers. Californians and Hong Kongers were dancing in their respective streets‐Californians happy about the 1-child-only policy and being run by the Communist Party finally!‐and Hong Kong happy about being part of the free world once again. "This is an amazing day for everyone involved. Everyone should really be happy about this!" Note: Genesuis Times is like Babylon Bee Posted by: Dron66046 2019-08-16 |
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