Lately, Rantburg has been posting imam Q&A columns to get a look into what's being said. The moonbattery involed[sic] just screams to be lampooned. So without further ado, let me present


Ask your Friendly Imam

Q. I'm a girl in twelfth grade in an non-Muslim country, wondering if I can go to my graduation.

A. First, there is a mingling of the sexes there so no you must not, and second, why are you still in school. You should have dropped out and been married off by now!

Q. I was raped and now am pregnant. What do I do besides trust in Allah?

A. Give me your father's name and address so I can order him to honor-kill you.

Q. I'd like to go birdwatching. Is it halal?

A. Only if there are infidels among the birds for you to explode among.

Q. My neighbors are ardent Zionists. I know them for nice people, and cannot bring myself to kill them.

A. You can run but you can't hide, infidel.