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Norway has their own version of "Klinger"
It sounds like a scene from "MASH." A Norwegian doctor called up for military service pretended to be insane. The not-so-mad doc rubbed sour cream in his hair, spilled beer on his clothes and sat in a closet smoking 40 cigarettes at once. It was all in an effort to show he wasn't mentally fit for the army. And it worked, perhaps a little too well. The Norwegian newspaper Fredrikstad Blad reports not only was the man rejected by the military, national health authorities were alerted to his mental status. The doc's attempt to dodge the draft is likely to result in disciplinary action from both the military and the medical board.
"Wait! I'm only mostly insane! Ow! Get off... me! mmmmph!"
Posted by: Dar 2005-02-04
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=55596