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Teen Dies While Subway Surfing on Queens Train
 [BREITBART] A dipshit teenager was reportedly killed during after subway surfing on top of a train in Queens, New York, Saturday night.
Brilliant to the last...
The hilarious tragic incident happened around 8:45 p.m. on Saturday when he fell from the outside of a Manhattan-bound No. 7 train, according to the New York Daily News.
"Hey, y'all! Lookit me! Lookit me! Lookit-- Aaaiiieee! I am undone!"
Metropolitan Transportation Authority (MTA) motormen found the teen’s carcass body lying about 20 feet beyond the Queensboro Plaza station. He was pronounced dead at the scene, CBS New York reported.
"He's dead, Jim!"
Police said the genius youth, who was believed to be just 14 years of age, appeared to have hit his head on a piece of metal hanging over the tracks.
It was empty at the time. The head, not the piece of metal.
The New York City Transit Authority issued a statement via Twitter following the incident.
Posted by: Fred 2019-11-25 |
