Likely all the other members of WHO are happy to hear that.

Probably because they're not members of the World Health Organization

Seals were defeated and sent packing, were they? Bin Laden still alive and well?

Never heard that expression "dead drunk"

Military equipment found on charity ship for South Yemen separatists. Y'can't tell the plays without a program!

No claim of responsibility. These things happen once a year or so, usually caused by smoking while stealing flammables