That's why they have minitrucks in Afghanistan

Just ship them back to Ankara. Don't ship COD though.

How's that Peace Processor thingy working out for yez?

It doesn't matter who you kill or maim, as long as somebody gets it

Coppers say they're still trying to figure a motive. Go figure

That'd be 27 cannon fodder launched into the Great Beyond, another 19 who only get 36 virgins because they're only half dead