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NYC declares war on ‘rim jobs’ in graphic health department memo
[NYPOST] NYC’s Department of Health is bending over backwards to warn the public about a whole new threat ‐ "rim jobs."

The city’s health agency issued graphic guidelines for safe sex practices during the coronavirus (aka COVID19 or Chinese Plague)
...the twenty first century equivalent of bubonic plague, only instead of killing off a third of the population of Europe it kills 3.4 percent of those who notice they have it. It seems to be fond of the elderly, especially Iranian politicians and holy men...
pandemic Saturday, and while many were quick to take jabs at the agency for declaring masturbation as safer than sex with a partner, most missed the backdoor rim shot.
ba-dum-dum-*tisss*
Yes, the city specifically called out rimming ‐ or using the tongue on the anal rim of another person for sexual pleasure ‐ as particularly dangerous in a jaw-dropping section of the public safety alert.

"Rimming (mouth on anus) might spread COVID-19. Virus in feces may enter your mouth," the city warned in the section titled, "Take care during sex."

Eagle-eyed Twitter users, naturally, had a field day with the bizarre bullet point, whipping it into the butt of jokes online.

"The NYC Health Department has a document about sex and coronavirus that includes a statement about rimming," one person wrote. "tl;dr ’Stay at least six feet from other people, and be sure not to lick anyone’s anus.'"

"Day 13 of quarantine: my parents read the NYC coronavirus sex guidelines and are now discussing rimming at the dinner table. Need evacuation ASAP," one person wrote.

Pornhub gives NYC coronavirus workers 50K masks — and free porn
[NYPOST] Pornhub’s stars may not always use protection, but it wants to help first responders get some during the coronavirus (aka COVID19 or Chinese Plague)
...the twenty first century equivalent of bubonic plague, only instead of killing off a third of the population of Europe it kills 3.4 percent of those who notice they have it. It seems to be fond of the elderly, especially Iranian politicians and holy men...
crisis.

The smut-streaming giant has donated 50,000 surgical masks to New York City-area workers on the front lines of the pandemic while opening up its massive porn library for free.

The donations ‐ part of Pornhub’s "COVID-19 relief efforts" announced Tuesday ‐ come as medical workers in the Big Apple and elsewhere confront a shortage of protective gear as the deadly virus threatens to overwhelm health care providers.

"These masks are mission critical in the fight against the COVID pandemic," said Joe Calderone, senior vice president at Long Island’s Mount Sinai South Nassau hospital, which got 20,000 masks from Pornhub. "They will help keep our nurses, physicians and support staff safe from infection while caring for those who are stricken with the disease."

Pornhub said it delivered 15,000 masks to FDNY EMS Local 2507, the labor union for New York City paramedics, emergency medical technicians and fire inspectors. The remaining 15,000 went to Uniformed Firefighters Association Local 94, which represents FDNY firefighters, Pornhub said.

The company added that it’s donating 50,000 euros (about $54,000) to help organizations in Germany, Italia and Spain buy additional masks and medical equipment.

Pornhub said it will also let models keep all of the proceeds from videos they sell in April after a processing fee is deducted. That means models will pocket 85 percent of their sales from Pornhub and its sister site Modelhub when they would typically keep just 65 percent.


Posted by: Fred 2020-03-25
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