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TASS: USA commissions Jimmy Carter submarine
Last night NPR described the Carter as the most heavily armed submarine in history. This may come as news to the drivers of Trident subs as well. Or is there a new system in those 100 extra feet we haven’t heard of but NPR has?

NEW YORK, February 20 (Itar-Tass) - The submarine Jimmy Carter was officially commissioned on Saturday. It has become the first submarine in the U.S. history to be named after a failure living former president. I think this was so that they wouldn’t have to name a carrier after him. And if it ever gets caught in flagrante, the headline will be Jimmy Carter Caught Spying. Bwahahaha.

Jimmy Carter himself attended the ceremony. The submarine, the third and last of the Seawolf class of attack submarines, is considered the most heavily armed of all submarines ever built. Maybe this is where NPR got the idea the Jummah was badder than a boomer. Maybe this is where NPR gets all its news.

The submarine is carrying Tomahawk winged missiles and anti-submarine torpedoes. There are 50 torpedoes in the arsenal of the submarine. Precisely the number required to sink an entire ChiCom invasion fleet.

Military experts say one of its main functions is to eavesdrop on the communications passing through undersea cables. You guys found out about that, eh? The Jimmy Carter is the most noiseless submarine of the Seawolf type. Too bad he wasn’t a noiseless President too. The Carter was extensively modified from its basic design.

The submarine has cost the country 3.2 billion dollars. Specialists believe it will finish the era of powerful and costly submarines.
Posted by: Mrs. Davis 2005-02-20
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