The Peace Processor® does chop finely

They used to murder each other in the North-South Yemen feuding. Now they've got Nort-South-East-West feuding. Could city-states be far behind?

That's just the way they amuse themselves in Ayatollahland

Sounds like a setup, doesn't it?

But everybody felt ever so ecumenical

Day... ummm... whatever of the Ottoman scorched earth policy