Not an interesting story: Paks provide covering fire, turbans infiltrate, a day or three later there's a shootout.

Islamic Ottoman lust.

They're still there, but they're back in the nuisance category. Who's funding them?

Could be Turks, Israelis, or Coalition. At least they're uniformly titzup.

Abolish the police! Control your own traffic. In case of murder, track the killer down yourself and either kill him or a family member unless he pays weregeld. Robbed? Replace what was stolen by knocking over a store.

A social worker, of course.