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Burglars
My apologies for accidentally deleting this article. But I was able to reconstitute it, along with the comments at the point I deleted it. My heartfelt apologies to all!— trailing wife at 4:15 p.m. EDT [NYPOST] A group of looters pillaged a century-old baptist church in the Bronx and left a downright sinful piece of evidence before taking off. Police announced Sunday they are looking for at least three culprits who stole nearly $8,000 worth of electronics from the Creston Avenue Baptist Church on Tuesday at 12:30 a.m. Good idea. Burgle a church. But wait! There's more! The group broke through the lock on the back door to gain access to the unoccupied church grounds. But before they left, one of the deviant crooks took a dump defecated in the church’s foyer, a member of the congregation told CBS. And that's why we call 'em asstards. Drop trou and launch a big ol' butt rocket that's pure but stinky DNA to show your contempt for religion and the law. And by the way, you were on Candid Camera. Comments thus far: #1 Left DNA samples. Posted by: Procopius2k 2020-07-28 06:45 #2 And, what's the guy on the left wearing? A slip? Posted by: M. Murcek 2020-07-28 08:28 #3 When they're caught, make them eat it. If they die, oh well. Posted by: Silentbrick 2020-07-28 13:10 Posted by: trailing wife 2020-07-28 |
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