Sex Doll Sparks Bomb Alert at Postoffice
PLEASE...STEP AWAY FROM THE BLOWUP DOLL!
BERLIN (Reuters) - A blow-up sex doll sparked a bomb alert in a German post office after it started to vibrate inside a package awaiting delivery, police said Wednesday.
Vibrate, you say?
"Workers were unsettled when it began vibrating and made strange noises," a spokesman for police in the eastern city of Chemnitz said. "They were worried the package might be a bomb."
It was, baby. It's a...sex bomb!
Officers brought the sender to the scene and discovered the source of alarm was an electrical device inside a life-size female sex doll. The man told police he had wanted to return the doll because it kept turning itself on at the wrong moment.
Don't we all hate when that happens? Looks like it was a real fun day for this guy...
Order was restored after the sender removed the doll's batteries so the defective product could be returned.
You killed her, man!
Posted by: tu3031 2005-03-16 |